I’ve come to the conclusion that for the next week I, Michael Luciano, Jr. will be shutting off my internet card.
You heard it first hear. I am going to take a large siesta, and just read and write. I won’t even be using my girlfriend, www.dictionary.com, who makes my day complete with her helpful suggestions and insightful…insight?
I am going to bust out the paper dictionary, like the one before internet, and try to see if it can keep me content with its lacking of several of today’s words. I guess I can also use my Scrabble dictionary, which is seventh edition so it can offer me many odd words. We’ll see how long I last; honestly, I think it’ll be maybe three days.
Sometimes it’s just good to take a break. For lent I went vegetarian, which as an atheist is sort of weird, but was a fun way to try something new. We’ll see how I do with this.
In preparation I’ve already made a folder in “My Documents” to be the new home for any blogs I decide to write while away. I use Microsoft Word’s Blog Template, so I can just save them with that and just push publish once I’m back in the internet.
I’m a little nervous to try this. I have gone, maybe, four days before without it, but a week is kind of ridiculous. Four days wasn’t easy.
Maybe though I can come back with some reading/writing done, and I can fix my sleeping schedule!
Well, my wi-fi card is on until midnight, and then poof! Then, after midnight, blasted back to the days of banging rocks together and finger-painting on the walls of a cave.
Good luck to everyone else out there in the internet—try not to miss me too much… I’m sure that could become a problem
Michael

Good luck!
Ha ha, thank you, but I am a failure.
Michael